Ok well … maybe we should at least get to know each other before we ask such a thing of you.

The “us” would be Laura (the tall blonde female in the back) and Jet (the short female in front of her). If you have any basic understanding of biology, you already know we’ve got an obvious challenge to making a baby.

But there’s more. No-baby-daddy-drama sperm costs money. Procedures and testing cost money. Repeated tries will definitely cost money.

We work full-time. We save. It doesn’t cut it.
While we would certainly take donations to the cause, we’d much rather create something and sell it to you to raise funds for this.

If the merch makes you laugh or do a double-take, we’ve done our job. If you think it’s hilarious, or would be perfect for that one friend, PLEASE share it.

The profits from every item sold in this store will go towards funding costs of making our baby.

If you choose to purchase from us or share our store with a friend, THANK YOU from the bottom of our hearts!